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k [10 Aug 2007|10:42am]

been sick for 7 days.and i mean sick

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apple berry [13 Jun 2007|12:06pm]
im excited i got a email back from camp bow bow (doggy day care) saying to call cause they want to set up a interview.the thought of leaving devil pet store is sick.

i bought ghost hunter dvds.i got made fun which pissed me off but yeah i really like that show.speaking of  ghost hunters its on tonight.

party was cool.i was kinda in a bad mood 2 hours into it for some reason.

my mom got a myspace.embaressing
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time for the bong [07 Jun 2007|02:38pm]
[ mood | impressed ]
[ music | rehab---amy winehouse ]

just wanted to say heeeyyyyyyyyy

so yeah im still working at petco unfortuantly.i really cant stand it there.the only reason why im staying is cause ive become attached to some of the dogs.i put in some applications cause on mon and tuesday i was very close to putting in my 2 weeks.

my dad saw my tattoo,hes not mad weridly enough

ghost hunters last night was really dissaponting.not scary at all,but next week looks good

havent really made any progress with wow,ive been 34 for like a week,i should be 36.that mount is looking really good but its not been easy.we also bought a account from josh's friend for 50 bucks (shut the fuck up) with like 3 60's on it but come to find out he didnt pay for the account time so we have to pay it.

party this weekend.i'd tell you guys to all come but people will be like "i got to work" "my tires blown" or some gay shit so come or dont.

other than that i really have nothing to say except i need new jeans,i drink 3 vitamin waters a day and i have been waking up at 2 on all my days off for the last month.

LETS DO WORK!!!!!



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im copying tanya [08 Apr 2007|12:57pm]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | jessica and peter ]

goals before i die:

1.beat kingdom hearts 1  
2.beat kingdom hearts 2
3.get to level 70 on world of warcraft and have sick ass armor and kill a bucnh of horde
4.buy the bug juice dvds
5.get my hp tat on may 4th
6.meet taking back sunday (#1)
7.see blades of glory
8.meet andy dick
9.go to new york (maybe number one)
10.get suzi a stripper for bachlorette party
11.see a ghost but not be scared
12.see daniel radcliffes naked play
13.laugh
14.get sour diseal for 420
15.get some jelly shoes that dont cut  my feet
16.go to mexico without getting diarehha
17.eat food

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subject [26 Mar 2007|01:51pm]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | music ]

luna got spayed and was embaressing at the vet hospital

got written up at work

looking for 2nd job

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[23 Feb 2007|11:23am]
18 days
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defending your honor [26 Jan 2007|12:48pm]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | love me or hate me----lady souvergin ]


level 11 on world of warcraft now

aaahhh shhhiiittt sonnnnn

work is gay.

bens moving out the jessicas

so that means we'll actaully get to hear tv shows now


i went and reserved my copy of  harry potter and the deathly hollows  at borders.it comes out in july

damn it feels good to be a gangsta



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you are my prince,you are my princess,you are my slave [02 Jan 2007|11:31am]
[ mood | good ]
[ music | sing---dresden dolls ]

new years was so hot

it was one of my favorite parties,and the best part was that we could now hook up our ipods for music which was sick cause we had like 4 ipods that night.

the only gay part of the night was the whole jacob and john fight.pretty much jacob punched the shit out of john and yeah it was a buzzkill.

and pablo was pretty gay too,we were all pretty sober by like 3:30 but he was still drunk,so while we were sitting there trying to fall alseep he was walking around trying to drive home and saying he was in love with peter.

oh and there was guitar hero there,with 2 guitars which was sick but we didnt get around to playing it

i smoked at least 10-15 cigs

and some mary jose

alot more happend

and zak it wasnt LAME,and we would love it if you didnt give daylin jessicas number and ask if he could go cause that was a obvious no.but we did play 99 red balloons and afi through-out the night for you,and it was actaully nice to have a party and not see people getting punched or hurt by you.

i dont like hanging out with you anymore

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i eat cock [15 Dec 2006|02:33pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | nerdy----poison the well ]

me and luna had a girls night last night

we ate mcnuggets and played tag and watched the 1st pirates of the carribian,
clerks II which was funny but not as funny as everyone said like "omg i was on the floor laughing it was so funny i couldnt breathe,it was so crazy" there was like maybe 2 really funny parts.elias was my favorite character and peter looks like silent bob

and i watched spirited away.that movie is sad and me and luna were crying.its in my top 10 favorite movies

snakes on a plane january 2nd.first in line like reserve copy like cry when i get it like slam that shit in the fucking dvd player like buy a snake and have it bite someones dick.yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

soooooooooo boreddddddddddddd

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too lazy to edit entry [27 Nov 2006|02:18pm]
who am i...."i have be sick"

on the first sentence of the last entry

lolz



lmfaozzzzz
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this aint mississippi [27 Nov 2006|02:10pm]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | beyonce ]

hi

i have be sick as a dog for the last week.i think i saw the white light the other night 

so pretty much i caught the flu and also got bit by a dog at work and clawed in the face.so i was like quaismodo all week.i think i used about 4 rolls of toilet paper to blow my fucking nose.also so u guys can get a good visual of what my face looks like:2 scratches across the jaw and a raw red nose with a blisterd top lip.mmmmm so fucking kinky.also i cant laugh since it hurts to smile

ok so i have never been big into video games.i mean i LOVE super nintendo but all this like playstation ultra gravity 17 or some gay shit like  XBOX 28754U is like too extreme for me.so instead of getting  like a Wii (which by the way has the gayest controls EVER) or a playstation 3 which is sold out and way expensive,cause they go for about $1,400 of ebay,im just gunna get a plain playstation 2 or xbox just to play.jessica wants a Wii aka gay dildo stick control.

went to eye spy to talk to the guys about my harry potter tattoo.i laughed so hard cause it was really cliche walking in there cause there were guys with motorcycles outside lmfao.anyways i have to come back with more refrencene,i dunno how its gunna turn out.i should just get ron weaslys dick on my neck or something


luna has 24 friends on myspace lolz

everything is gunna be alright,everything is gunna be alright,everything is gunna be alright be strong belive.yellowcarddddddd yesssss suchhhh a fucccking goooooddd bannnnddddd -_-.raise your fists high and belive in yourself.violins yesssssssss







lolz

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when i was young i never needed anyone [02 Nov 2006|06:22pm]
[ music | ass ]

i found my harry potter wand.i get finally get some sleep.

my harry potter tats gunna rip everyone elses assholes apart

my princess costume was a hit.

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GET ON THE GROUND BRA!!! [20 Oct 2006|11:01am]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | shake your dix----peaches ]

so as some of u may know..for halloween i am being princess the cat.

so far i have the tail and i still need to buy ears 

also im thinking of making a yamika (sp?) and putting the star of david on it with dollar signs

and a little baggy for some jew gold around my neck


i know what u all are thinking 

"ashleys so fucking smart and always has the best ideas..princess the cat is the best costume ever!"

but some are not as gifted as moi

i still think someone should dress up as wookie or bambi


i must leave to go practice my princess meow "REOOOOOWWWAAAA REOOOWWWAAA"


-ashley howell


p.s-if anyone has a fog machine please call me,jessica or p mother fucking tah

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what was that? [13 Oct 2006|10:33am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | HORSE the band ]

 hey fags whats up?

ive been WORKING and going to SCHOOL for the last month,and i feel good cause im actually doing something PRODUCTIVE and its good to actually have spending money.im glad that im starting to become serious about life and getting my shit together..i cant really say the same for some people,but i guess they have the luck to drink and do drugs all day with no cares in the world,especially in ur 20's

speaking of drinking theres possibly gunna be a birthday/halloween party at jessicas for me and since my b-day is 5 days before halloween instead of having 2 parties why not just combined them.me and jessica were saying that its a requirement to wear a costume (im going to be princess the cat for halloween).should be fun.
and peters already plannig his 21st b-day and i said someones probably gunna die at his party

im thinking with my paycheck and with some money from my dad and mom on my b-day i'll have enough to pay for my harry potter tattoo.its gunna be sickkkk,but i still have to go talk to the guy


that is all

-ashley alexandra howell


p.s-the omen has professor lupin in it and drunk man dumbledore it in

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dad do u wanna watch sleepless in seattle? just the guys? [03 Oct 2006|09:20am]
well as you all know i quit gayway

now i work at a STRAIGHT place called petco as a grooming assistant

its hella kinky
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[30 Sep 2006|08:48pm]
[ mood | curious ]

where do babies come from?

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jimmy neurtons clit [21 Sep 2006|12:03pm]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | pressure---paramore ]

well i havent been on here in awhile cause not much goes on here anymore

so pretty much the last month ive

-gone to jessica's and peter like 3 times a week
-go to the jc..which is a good place to go if u want to laugh cause the people there are hilarious
-i've had bronchitis (sp?) for a good 2 week now.i now take 2 big pills and cough medicine along with a inhaler.
-im still smoking tho
-my cat is obese at the age of 5 months
-ben is a fag


the end


oh were going to six flags tommrow so nananananana

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oh and everybody wang chun tonight [23 Aug 2006|11:13am]
[ mood | jewish ]
[ music | snakes on a plane (bring it)--cobrastarship ]


who has a job working at safeway

oh thats right moi

and who has a big ass indent on there lip where a ring used to be

me again

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GET ON THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER! [17 Aug 2006|10:53am]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | half jack--dresden dolls ]

i am really not all that excited for the jc next week.im gunna have to see fucking fags from high school,both mchs and hhs.ill get to see jessica alot tho

ive been hanging with jessica alot.she started driving so it was easy for us to get around.job hunting for me,peter and jessica.

i also had in and out 3 times since last wensday,if u think thats gross im sorry that shit was off the hook

um..went bowling,my name on the screen was cunt,followed by shaynas which was crack,lame-o's normal names

i might see snakes on a plane,i'd rather go see talladega nights which i might do

last night before i went to sleep i thought of like moving away somewhere,like to my moms or something.

anddddddd thats pretty much it

oh and im able to win streetfighter when i play the girl

so suck it

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[08 Aug 2006|10:09am]
i hate when people say something very racist to someone

and then tell someone else they never said that

trashy bitch
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